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ROFLcopter! Uh, um, in a whirl, Jade's world unfurls, A tapestry where stories twirl, from dishpans to diamonds and pearls. Uncle's nephew, a tale he twined, of a cousin's crew, uniquely combined, Polyamorous, lively, a spectacle signed, Mom kissing Santa, a moment enshrined. Santa, moonlighting as a plumber dude, Fixed pipes with a jolly attitude. Next to a pizza guy, in a cheerful mood, Sharing slices with the late-night food. Taco Bell tales, under stars elude, The mayor drops in, not to intrude, "Who's on first?" A question pursued, In this cosmic cabaret, we're all included. Sweet n' Sour Chocobo, a dish from the stars, Crafted by a Mage, breaking all bars. Purple Haze swirling, like guitars, In FFXIV, where fantasy chars. They whispered of a guy, not from Mars, His landlord's gig, driving fancy cars, Working for Mario, among the avatars, In Jade's universe, where dreams are ours. From dishwashing days to neon nights, Jade's journey's a kaleidoscope of sights. Bowling alleys, rodeo lights, Auctioneering bids, reaching new heights. TV, radio, all her delights, Horseback rides, nature's invites, Stock driving tales, full of insights, In Jade's world, every day ignites. So here we spin, a yarn so fun, In the orbit of Jade Ann Byrne, the sun. Each adventure, a race we've run, In her universe, we're all one.